I know that this page has been a bit video-heavy the past few days, but a) there's a post coming up on Hebron very shortly and b) this is the most breathtaking interview that I've seen since the days of Messrs Diggler and Brent. Fact.
How does this "interview" impress me? Let me count the ways:
The utter staginess of the fake launch-party, EPK-style decor. That probably took an entire afternoon to set up.
Mr. Wilson's slippery grasp of the English language.
His adherence to the age-old strategy of claiming to have once been "pretty big" in "you know, Eastern Europe" in order to avoid immediate, verifiable exposure as a failed pop star.
The fact that the best fake-journalist the producers (i.e. Patrice Wilson) could come up with was a brunette version of Amber Rose (linked above).
The visual evidence that both of these people have been practicing their lines in the mirror for roughly three and a half weeks.
That Mr. Wilson's definition of success is for one of his label's artists to become the biggest joke on the Internet. That is a novel approach to music marketing.
