the Baskerville Express

From which I came/a magic world {May 23, 2011 , 1:41 PM}

Not an Onion article:

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£85,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the [Judgment Day] prediction.

After 1800 passed and nothing had happened, he said: "I do not understand why... I do not understand why nothing has happened."

"I can't tell you what I feel right now. Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."

Labels: comedy, left behind, may 21, new york, prediction, rapture

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vstrang said on June 2, 2011 at 9:46 PM

Not to worry. Camping simply miscalculated. Mr. Fitzpatrick's reward will come October 21st.