Mubarak taking a page from the Bluth playbook:

Ousted Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak went into intensive care in the Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, shortly after suffering a heart attack during questioning by prosecutors on Tuesday, state media reported.

The state-owned daily Al-Ahram, citing sources in Sharm Ash-Sheikh, said on its website that Mubarak had gone to hospital "under the pretext of being unwell in order to avoid facing questioning."

If prosecutors enter his hospital room only to find a kippah and an adrenaline shot, we'll know to look out for a staircar on the streets of Cairo.

"In the audio message aired on the pan-Arab television network Al-Arabiya, Mubarak complained he was the victim of a smear campaign."

"Great. I'm gonna get a lethal injection because my son won't eat a potato."